Solana · fair launch
WIFSEM
the hat found a new head.
Ansem borrowed WIF's beanie one night on stream, as a joke. The joke never came off. Now it's a coin.
LOOM: booting…
Origin
THE HAT
WIF wore it first. Every dog needs a beanie in the winter, apparently.
Then Ansem tried it on mid-stream, half as a bit, half because it was cold. The chat never let it go. Neither did the hat.
Two mascots, one beanie, zero explanations. That's the whole lore.
The mechanic
STITCH
That beanie is one loose end away from a pile of yarn. Grab the thread and pull. See how far you get before it all comes undone.
Nothing under the hat but more yarn.
Tokenomics
THE PATTERN
Read it like a knitting chart: same square, repeated, no hidden rows.
- 100%of supply in the skein. Sold on the pump.fun bonding curve, no presale.
- 0%team allocation. Nobody's holding a spare beanie.
- 0%buy or sell tax.
- LPburned on migration. The needles get put away for good.
WIFSEM
100% wool, 100% community blend
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